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The wife has a penchant for taking off her underwear and throwing them as hard as she can at me. They are light, so I don’t mind.

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Chastity belt… CLANG!

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“what! A chastity belt? ughhhh that’s going to chafe my Willy!”

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8 points

I see you are a man of tights

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Doesn’t matter, had sex.

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