thankfully, he’s foreign-born so that last bit can’t actually happen (without tossing parts of the constitution out the window, anyway).

and call for his presidential run.

He fails on the “born in the US” hurdle, doesnt he? :p

Lol good point!

Then he will be like “I need $100billion to develop this everything-app that will be made compulsory by the state” or something. And the government wil just give it to him.