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This (bonkers batshit billionaire who sleeps with a jet pack on his penis) thinks he can live forever.(time.com)

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cygnus@lemmy.ca
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This is perfect:

He has the body of an 18-year-old and the face of someone who had spent millions attempting to look like an 18-year-old.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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It’s some shade.

I mean he looks good but he also does look his biological age.

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WiseThat@lemmy.ca
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Pretty much every bit of him looking better is just his skin looking healthier because he’s taking a fuckton of estrogen. Everything else is just nonsense.

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