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Next they’re gonna find out she kissed a boy and expel her.

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Or they’ll find out she kissed a girl and send her to “conversion therapy.”

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What are you talking about? She has already graduated, so how is the school going to expel her? I believe that ship has already sailed

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You’re right. Why you have to ruin my joke? Why couldn’t you just let me be happy?

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That was a joke? I thought you were taking a jab at that school

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