it would definitely be weird for a student to have hope for their teacher, yeah
You most certainly have taught me nothing.
You have convinced me that this exchange has meaning to you, which is pathetic.
I regard you as an amorphous pustulous secretion expelled from a cancerous tumor on the sphincter of a camel.
Certainly nothing fit to educate anything.
Ohoho, you say youve learned nothing, but whats this? You finally came up with something someone could actually call original!
It just reeeeeeks of try hard energy, but Im just glad youre trying. Makes me proud to see you finally making some progress.