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72 points

I think we have to stop considering every human life as a precious treasure and every child as a miracle to be protected at all cost.

Instead we should consider picking sides like we choose a starter Pokémon. Who’s with me on team Bulbasaur-Palestine-Russia-Armenia, because I dig their super cool aesthetics?

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26 points

We should just have Bulbasaur eat Israel and solve all our problems

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23 points

Why doesn’t Bulbasaur, the largest starter, simply not eat the others

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10 points

bulbasaur eat pokemon, eevee inherit the earth

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7 points

More like Russia-Iran-North Korea. Palestine is just a convenient place for Iran to launch their missiles while claiming it’s not them. Armenia only fights because Russia bribes them.

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23 points

Fucking Pikachu apologists

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5 points

Hey, you’re doing my G Bulbasaur dirty. Just take Charmander, will you

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