299 points

You skipped the last one

Q: What lessons should I take from this conflict?

A: That dehumanization begets dehumanization, terror begets terror, and none of us will be free until all of us are free; or, you know, that it might be easier to just look away.

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71 points

Also stop electing genocidal fascists.

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60 points

This is a problem that will solve itself. Most genocidal fascists aren’t that hyped about elections so they get rid of them.

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113 points

The Onion has been outright prophetic about Palestine.

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70 points

Is it really a prophecy to name the thing that’s been happening for 80 years

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72 points

I think we have to stop considering every human life as a precious treasure and every child as a miracle to be protected at all cost.

Instead we should consider picking sides like we choose a starter Pokémon. Who’s with me on team Bulbasaur-Palestine-Russia-Armenia, because I dig their super cool aesthetics?

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26 points

We should just have Bulbasaur eat Israel and solve all our problems

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23 points

Why doesn’t Bulbasaur, the largest starter, simply not eat the others

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10 points

bulbasaur eat pokemon, eevee inherit the earth

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7 points

More like Russia-Iran-North Korea. Palestine is just a convenient place for Iran to launch their missiles while claiming it’s not them. Armenia only fights because Russia bribes them.

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23 points

Fucking Pikachu apologists

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5 points

Hey, you’re doing my G Bulbasaur dirty. Just take Charmander, will you

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62 points

it’s not thousands of years of context. All this stuff dates back to, like, roughly the 1900s. Basically the British Mandatory period.

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76 points

So try a lemmy comment.

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47 points

It actually started around 11 century BC, when Samson slaughtered more than 1000 Philistines (ancient Palestinians).

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That land belongs to the Canaanites!

Who I guess were ancient Canadians?

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7 points

bruh

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3 points

Why did he do that?

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3 points

Because they’ve been fighting over that meaningless strip of land since time imemorial and will never stop until one side obliterates the other.

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3 points

A bit earlier still

The Egyptians defeated the Sea Peoples and forced a subgroup, the Peleset, to southern Canaan to act as a buffer state to the Hittites to the north. This displaced the locals who would go on to become the Israelites.

The Peleset became the biblical Philistines.

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4 points

What I’m hearing is it would be more efficient to go back and time and prevent this than to go back in time and kill Hitler.

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26 points

What about those crusade things I’ve heard so much about

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8 points

The Mongols showed up and ruined everything.

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2 points

We wouldn’t have had guitars without that shit.

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1 point

Damn! Without a guitar I would still be a virgin

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8 points

Why is it called Palestine? What happened to the Second Temple?

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The Romans. Trajan sacked Jerusalem after a 5 month of siege to put out the Great Jewish Revolt (70CE). That’s when the Second Temple was destroyed. Trajan’s column shows Roman soldiers carting off a giant menorah in commemoration.

Palestine is from the Latin for Philistia, the lands of another ancient Canaanite tribe.

Shit’s old all around.

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1 point

Uhhm… Maybe look into history?

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1 point

Uhhm… Maybe look into history?

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6 points

1947 babyyyy

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I think it would be more useful to look at events starting from around the 1920s

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Oh? I didnt even know about the 1920s. I said 1947, I mean the state of Palestine website has maps of like “map of Palestinian homes in 1948” to show how they have been pushed away by Israeli settlers. So…1920s?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandatory_Palestine

Is this the issue that you mean? I don’t know if I’ve even hears of this stage of Palestinian statehood.

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