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It actually started around 11 century BC, when Samson slaughtered more than 1000 Philistines (ancient Palestinians).

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3 points

A bit earlier still

The Egyptians defeated the Sea Peoples and forced a subgroup, the Peleset, to southern Canaan to act as a buffer state to the Hittites to the north. This displaced the locals who would go on to become the Israelites.

The Peleset became the biblical Philistines.

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What I’m hearing is it would be more efficient to go back and time and prevent this than to go back in time and kill Hitler.

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3 points

Why did he do that?

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Because they’ve been fighting over that meaningless strip of land since time imemorial and will never stop until one side obliterates the other.

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That land belongs to the Canaanites!

Who I guess were ancient Canadians?

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7 points

bruh

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