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Whoever thought it was funny to parasail over the village, it was in extremely poor taste. Take your twisted hatred somewhere else

Hate of what? Gravity?

This woman should make herself available to studies of the mind.

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“We investigated thoroughly and came away with no findings”

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“The lab results from the brain dissection were inconclusive, but the available data has lead us to formulate a new hypothesis. This sort of anomalously delusional thinking pattern may have been effected by excessive exposure to news and social media, but further research would be required.”

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She is from rural Britain. What do you expect to find?

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She’s rocking the abnormal brain from Frankenstein

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Hamas allegedly used paragliders to attack Israel, but the reporting about it is weird.

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Hamas allegedly used paragliders to attack Israel

So what? We are meant to assume every recreational paraglider in the world is now part of Hamas?

Russia used trains to transport soldiers, do we report that some crazy lady thinks the local UK train is part of a Russian invasion?

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Sorry, was just trying to give context.

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