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I love it when I have to scream at a computer(lemmy.world)

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BurnerPhone867@lemmy.ml
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thousands of lines long that take ~30 minutes

Oh yea!!! Well I have 76 lines of code that takes up to 18 hours to run for 1 client!!!

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Haha I only mentioned the run time to provide some context, since a lot of people have only ran OLTP queries that take less than a few seconds to run.

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