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Speaking as a Senior Dev specialized in database access and design… you don’t have to use all caps - SQL is actually case agnostic.

But… but my fucking eyes man. I’m old, if your branch doesn’t have control keywords in all caps I’m going to take it out back and ol’ yeller it.

There are few hills I’ll die on but all caps SQL and singular table names are two of them.

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I’m a sql developer, and I am completely the opposite to you. I will find it incredibly difficult to read when everything is in caps

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130 points

You should do a project together

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Same, I prefer lower case. Every other language has keywords in lower case, why do you need to shout when writing sql?

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I understand it as an attempt to get very basic, manual syntax highlighting. If all you have is white text on black background, then I do see the value of making keywords easy to spot by putting them in all caps. And this probably made sense back when SQL was first developed, but it’s 2023, any dev / data scientist not using a tool that gives you syntax highlighting seriously needs to get with the times

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13 points

Just some key words in uppercase (FROM, JOIN,WHERE,etc) so they pop out

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THE DATABASE CAN’T HEAR ME IF I DON’T SCREAM

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What about Intercal?

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Sorry, to clarify, not everything is in all caps. I’ll append my prefered syntax below

WITH foo AS (
    SELECT id, baz.binid
    FROM
            bar
        JOIN baz
            ON bar.id = baz.barid
)
SELECT bin.name, bin.id AS binid
FROM
        foo
    JOIN bin
        foo.binid = bin.id

The above is some dirt simple SQL, when you get into report construction things get very complicated and it pays off to make sure the simple stuff is expressive.

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14 points

You indent your JOIN? Why on earth? It lives in the same context as the SELECT.

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Um you forgot the semicolon before with assuming there isn’t one in the previous statement. Syntax error. Code review failed

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I’m at a Data Engineer and I alternative caps lock and non caps lock at random

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I believe this has been proven. It’s because capital letters all have the same shape whereas lower case letters do not. So your brain can take shortcuts to reading lower case but cannot with upper case.

Also most if not all editors will highlight SQL keywords so it’s probably not too hard to discern SQL commands and everything else in modern day.

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18 points

The place I work decided to name all tables in all caps. So now every day I have to decide if I want to be consistent or I want to have an easy life.

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Fuuuuck. That’s why I love postgres… and fuck anyone that requires double quoted identifiers for special casing.

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Postgres normalizes table and field names to lowercase, unless you put them in quotes. It’s also case sensitive.

That means if you use quotes and capital letters when creating the table, then it’s impossible to refer to that table without using quotes.

It also means if you rename the table later to be all lowercase, then all your existing code will break.

Still a much better database than MySQL though.

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4 points

That’s just cruel.

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9 points

Singular table names? You savage…

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It’s an English literacy thing - we have several non-native English speakers and using only singular avoids making those folks’ lives harder. Besides it’s really nice to autopilot that categoryid is a foreign key to the category table. It also simplifies always plural words… I haven’t yet written CREATE TABLE pants but if I ever do there’s zero chance of me creating a pantid.

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11 points

no underscores either? What are we, apes?

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I always thought they should be singular to be closer to the names we give entities and relations in a entity-relation diagram.

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is syntax highlighting not sufficient to recognize the keywords?

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8 points

Look at you with your color vision being all elitist. Some of us old bastards don’t see them pretty rainbows so much any more.

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3 points

Ditto.

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My work standards are table name all caps keywords all lower case

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Technically, SQL is case-insensitive.

Practically, you want to capitalise the commands anyway.

It gives your code some gravitas. Always remember that when you’re writing SQL statements you’re speaking Ancient Words of Power.

Does that JavaScript framework that got invented 2 weeks ago by some snot-nosed kid need Words of Power? No. Does the database that has been chugging on for decades upon decades need Words of Power? Yes. Words of Power and all the due respect.

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17 points

Reminds me a bit of Skyrim. You are… the query-born.

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9 points

I’m going to print this out and frame it on the wall of my office.

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SeLEct uSERnaMe frOm usERs WhErE fiRStnAmE = ‘John’;

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This sounds like something James Mickens would write.

My favourite by him: The Night Watch (PDF)

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My God, that’s hilarious, thank you for sharing it. I enjoyed “I am like the Statue of Liberty: I accept everyone, even the wretched and the huddled and people who enjoy Haskell.”

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Whoops, I accidentally deleted my comment. Here’s the link again for posterity: https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1311_05-08_mickens.pdf

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UM ACKSHULLY SQL ISN’T CASE SENSITIVE ☝️🤓

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Please tell that to the git overlords at my work. They won’t approve a merge with even a single unnecessary capitalization.

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tRy fAcEbOoK sTyLe!

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[Serious question] Is there a difference between “Facebook Style” and “Mocking SpongeBob”?

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The phrase “SQL programmers” is so fucking weird. SQL isn’t a programming language. It’s a query language. You don’t “program” things with SQL. You utilize SQL as a component of programs for data insertion and lookup, but the actual logic of execution is done in a programming language. Unless you’re doing Oracle PL/SQL, in which case why are you giving money to Oracle?

Edit: Damn, this comment made people mad.

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Your knowledge of data engineering may be limited. SQL is predominant in data processing nowadays. FOSS tools such as DBT allows to write efficient data processing pipelines with SQL and some YAML config without the need for a general purpose coding language.
Why would anyone want that? Because SQL has the interesting property of describing the result you want rather than describing how to compute it. So you can put inside the database, a query engine with decades of optimizations, that will make a much better job at finding the best execution plan than the average developer.
It also means it’s easier to train people for data processing nowadays.

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Learning DBT was pretty easy for me as a data analyst. Now I’m contributing to my company’s data warehouse instead of just pulling existing data.

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Most database engines support stored procedures. You don’t need to give money to oracle, you can give it to Microsoft instead.

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Or not at all? Postgres? MariaDB?

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Yes, those work :-) giving money to MS was more of a joke.

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T-SQL is turing complete. While the MS SQL server has limitations on OS level operations, if you allow yourself some leeway with CLR wrappers for the win32 API, there’s no reason I can think of you wouldn’t be able to get the database engine to be a webserver reacting to incoming requests on port 80, or drawing GUIs based off of table state.

It’s be slow and terrible, but doable.

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It’s doable. Personal experience

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This doesn’t make sense to me. SPs and functions are in every major database. If I wrote a bash script that runs like a program, and sounds like a program, did I program it? Script it?

And lots of systems have nested logic in the DB, optimization often leads to that to reduce overhead. Unless you’re being lazy with an ORM like prisma that can’t even join properly.

Getting high performing queries is just as difficult as any other programming language, and should be treated as such. Even Lemmy’s huge performance increases to .18ish came from big PG optimizations.

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It seems to be about yelling at others that “you’re not a real programmer!!!” mixed with being so “technically correct” my eyes can no longer roll the same way they used to.

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It’s mostly ignorance. People tend to underestimate or dismiss things they don’t completely understand.

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Admittedly, this discussion is more one of semantics than anything. It’s pretty clear I’m arguing that SQL is not a “General Purpose Language,” and that proficiency in that domain is what constitutes programming. Which, yeah, is arguably somewhat arbitrary. But my point is that, colloquially, someone who only works with SQL isn’t a programmer. Data Engineer, sure. DBA. Also, sure. Depends on what you do. Programmer? Not really. Not unless you (as in the person, not “it’s theoretically possible”) can use raw SQL to read in video data from a linux system device file and then encode it to mp4 and just nobody’s told me.

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Do that in Javascript. Or HTML. Or CSS. Or by that logic is a web developer not a programmer? What about microcontroller programmers?

I could easily write a full logic program in SQL where the API just feeds it data, which is the inverse of how you treat SQL. Admittedly that’s not as common, but it happens pretty frequently in areas of big data, like medical.

I’ve hired Senior Software Engineers that were DBAs, and others that weren’t. They were a development team, all programmers in their own right.

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I’m a markdown programmer and i disagree with this statement

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LaTeX being called “programming” I can see, but I’ve never heard someone try to justify Markdown as programming. It’s just formalizing things people were already doing to format text in plain text files into approximately half of a standard.

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SQL is turing complete

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So is PowerPoint

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So is Magic: The Gathering

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I’m a magic the gathering programmer

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So is Tex. And, yet, I still don’t put it under the “programming languages I know” section on my resume. Probably because it’s not a programming language.

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Try it. Maybe you won’t need a resume anymore.

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What section would you put it under? It isn’t clear to me where it would fit

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Where you put it is not my problem.

The general census is that latex actually is an example of programming languages sharing semantics with non programming languages and not being intend as a programming language.

since you linked to wikipedia:

The domain of the language is also worth consideration. Markup languages like XML, HTML, or troff, which define structured data, are not usually considered programming languages.[12][13][14] Programming languages may, however, share the syntax with markup languages if a computational semantics is defined. XSLT, for example, is a Turing complete language entirely using XML syntax.[15][16][17] Moreover, LaTeX, which is mostly used for structuring documents, also contains a Turing complete subset.[18][19]

Programming language

Sometimes even non Turing complete languages are considered a programming language but Turing completeness usually is the criteria agreed upon:

The majority of practical programming languages are Turing complete,[5] and all Turing complete languages can implement the same set of algorithms. ANSI/ISO SQL-92 and Charity are examples of languages that are not Turing complete, yet are often called programming languages.[6][7] However, some authors restrict the term “programming language” to Turing complete languages.[1][8]

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You don’t “program” things with SQL

Why not? It sounds like you haven’t written any OLAP queries :)

I’ve written ETL data pipelines using a system similar to Apache Airflow, where most of the logic is in SQL (either Presto or Apache Spark) with small pieces of Python to glue things together. Queries that are thousands of lines long that take ~30 minutes to run and do all sorts of transformations to the data. They run once per day, overnight. I’d definitely call that programming.

Most database systems support stored procedures, which are just like functions - you give them some input and they give you some output and/or perform some side effects.

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thousands of lines long that take ~30 minutes

Oh yea!!! Well I have 76 lines of code that takes up to 18 hours to run for 1 client!!!

/s

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Haha I only mentioned the run time to provide some context, since a lot of people have only ran OLTP queries that take less than a few seconds to run.

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stored procedures

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MS SQL Server has this thing called Replication. It’s a feature to keep tables in sync between databases, and even database servers. There’s merge replication (two way), snapshot replication (one way scheduled publishing), and transaction replication (one way live-ish publishing).

And the logic is all implemented in T-SQL stored procedures.

I fucking hate it.

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Me losing my mind in 3000 lines of Oracle PL/SQL processing scripts in a Bank some time ago agrees with your last statement.

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This comment has a concerning amount of replies. Its just semantic BS.

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Bahahahhahahahhahahahhahahaa. No.

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As a senior query writer, I use caps for begin and end and some other commands, but all caps makes my head hurt. It’s like the sql is screaming at me. I think it’s more important to have good looking queries with proper indentation.

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This.

Highlight important aspects of the worry with caps

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So much this. Caps for all the things? Hell no! Been a query guy for 19 years now.

I don’t even use it for Begin and End. and only shift for camelCase names.

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