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Vegan is a red flag for me.

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Same. I prefer partners without willpower

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Good to know you’re both cruel and insecure. Thanks for sharing with the group

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It’s not that, it’s just the baggage that comes with it. It’s like a partner telling you they have two small kids you have to deal with. At first it’s fine, but then the pressure grows on you until one night you find yourself about to sacrifice the neighbours cat for a piece of that sweet sweet flesh, blood raining down as you tear the feline on half, its final yowls turning raw and gutteral whilst the life winks slowly out of its eyes to be reborn elsewhere in another life no doubt.

You know, small stuff like that.

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this comment is school shooter coded

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Mmm death murder blood.

You’re /so/ cool

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This comment is neither soft spoken nor patient.

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I’m not a saint. If people are going to try and hurt me I’m going to ridicule them.

Go audit what that person has said.

Besides maybe I’m a piece of shit, there’s no guarrantee I fulfill my own green flags.

I actually frequently identify myself as a human garbage fire, which is funny really. Like I am a human garbage fire and even I am vegan, so what does that make non vegans?

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I’m eating a nice juicy burger right now. Yum!

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Congrats, you’re as insufferable as the people you’re trying to offend!

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I’m not a vampire, it’s not like waving the idea of death at me is going to send me slinking back to my verdant fields.

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