It’s like watching a clown show. Maybe he should watch more porn and grow up.

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Wow, that sounds intensely creepy.

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everything about mike Johnson is intensely creepy

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20 points

Know what I like the most?

Cake farts.

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17 points

Kids today don’t understand what it means to be cultured

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Brown queefs.

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“Visit our sister site, pudding farts…”

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I rip farts far too indiscriminately for that to be a secret, but I understand the sentiment.

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I read this as your farts are sentient.

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I know. I have the records.

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Yeah, this is even creepier than that Indiana coach who kissed his son open mouthed.

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Or that whole Gym Jordan buttsex thing with undergraduates.

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wtf? 😳

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Accountability sounds creepy??? Okay, y’all are dipshits.

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Speaking of creepy, holy shit lmao

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Would you be okay if he and his son monitor each others masturbation frequency? Do you have any bar that seems excessive for a father/son relationship?

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Yeah, that’s fucking weird. Fathers and sons are meant to compete which is why my dad and I still hold our semi-annual Jerk-off Jam; I’ve won every single one since 2016. All the witnesses at the cemetery can confirm this.

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Accountability?

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How much porn does your dad look at, and how do you hold him accountable when he comes?

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1/10

Made me reply

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That’s the best shit I’ve read today lmao

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