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Imagine having to blow your instrument

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Imagine having to bang your instrument

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Imagine eating ass With your instrument.

-autoharp gang

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Well played! I was expecting deep throating but you took it a step further! 👏

…just like your mom last night

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Imagine not having an instrument to bang

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Imagine having to finger your instrument

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Imagine having to finger your instrument

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I know this comments wasn’t written by percussion gang because it isn’t in crayon and it uses words.

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I’d rather people jerk off, finger or blow their beloved instruments than kicking and beating them.

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10 points

Composers be like here is a weird whistle to blow and the percussion gang has to do it.

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yeah now im thinking how you put your lips on one end and then do a reach around on the other.

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The rusty trombone is a classic.

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