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Real talk I’m fine with hurting crabs for our own means. Straight up.

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Real talk I’m fine with hurting other living beings that aren’t me for my own means. Straight up.

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I know it sucks, but they play an invaluable role in modern medicine, I hope that we can find an alternative to using them, but AFAIK there is nothing that works in the same manner yet.

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They may have a substitute in the pipeline

https://www.freethink.com/health/horseshoe-crabs-blue-blood

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I am.

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That’s literally life. Unless you’re a plant, you’re killing things to eat.

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And if you’re a plant, either you’re eating things that were already killed and/or outright killing other plants for their blood or to take their sunlight. And that’s if you don’t mention carnivorous plants which, ik eat animals

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I’m fine with hurting all wildlife.

Edit: if you realized this was satire, then congrats! If you didn’t, then congrats!

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I’m fine with hurting all life.

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I am.

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Same here

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Whoa! That’s some Human Supremacist talk there.

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Hell yeah. Whole point is to get the species off the rock, then out of the meat suit

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I personally would like to become a conscious cloud of gas.

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6 points

Not necessarily in that order

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Pretty sure I played a horror game with that concept once… SOMA?

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Or mammal supremacist. Or vertebrate supremacist. There are options

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They all serve a purpose in their own way, this one specifically does a great job!

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They’re chelicerates though, not crustaceans. But then again, apparently everything evolves into crabs anyway

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apparently everything evolves into crabs anyway

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation

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And for those who can’t be arsed reading. Here’s a great video Crabs

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3 points

everything evolves into crabs anyway

Does that mean I can become a crab too?

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Get to walking sideways and eating mud, friend!

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*CRAB PEOPLE. CRAB PEOPLE. *

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On god, no cap frfr str8 bussin.

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