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92 points

I haven’t seen Oklahoma! but is there a part where the lead whips out their dong and waves it in front of the audience?

If not, who cares what’s in their pants?

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I just wanted you to know, I actually giggled at this. Thank you for the laugh after a shitty weekend.

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26 points

You dont remember the classic line

“Ooooooooklamohma where my jizz coms seeping down my pants!”

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They could have wrote that in. My junior high plays when I was in theatre were always just slightly different from the originals. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Also, did they verify the new lead is cis? I know a lot of people who have been in theater, there is a surprisingly large percent who aren’t cis.

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22 points

Name literally one actor or theatre person who is gay!?

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12 points

Pshh. Can’t be done.

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17 points

Right? If you’re gonna try to get all the queer kids out of theater you’re gonna have a really hard time.

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12 points

Has the school administration examined their penis yet?

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Also, prosthetic dongs are a thing, if you prefer to keep the original vision of Oklahoma! intact.

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25 points

Wow, I guess the movie really deviated from the source material.

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7 points

TIL that there’s a version of the Oklahoma! movie without exposed genitalia.

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8 points

Texas, apparently…

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