It wasn’t so much “we’re sorry for being wrong” as it was “we’re sorry we assumed there weren’t as many dumbass goons who are looking for a reason to be offended.”

You’re a goddamn snowflake.

No one has pointed out how stupid your specific post is because the entire internet has spent the past week pointing out how the Olympics opening ceremony had absolutely nothing to do with jesus. If you are choosing to ignore facts so that you can maintain your dumbass persecution complex, then there’s no reason for us to keep pointing it out to you. Instead we’re just going to mock your stupidity.

By way of Berlin.

It’s funnier when you know several Zacks, and they’re all terrible.

The article says dumb shit like “he said tongue in cheek” in reference to some really despicable shit. He’s saying this in uniform.

This guy is gonna be trouble. Like, I feel like this goon will end up killing folks.

That’s some a-grade bullshit. Expecting an obvious criminal to face some justice and maybe not be put in charge again… that’s reactionary?

“hurr durr I don’t support trump but he didn’t do nothing wrong!”

Get bent you goon.

Of COURSE gay is a choice. I CHOOSE to be heterosexual. It’s not an easy choice, but it’s a choice I make every single morning. I don’t understand how the rest of the world doesn’t understand this. They’re just waking up every day allowing teh ghey to overtake their spirit? How can ANYONE choose to live like that?

Fucking seriously. The goons most likely to respond to this kind of propaganda are also usually the parents of the kids who aren’t listening to a damn thing the teachers say anyways.

I, for one, welcome our new Dr Zaus overlords.

Wait, nail guns are bad?