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Moooom I need a new xbox controller this one is trraaaaannnsss

Shut the fuck up

New rule: if your “sport” can’t manage skill divisions without worrying about genitals it’s gone. Your sport is fired. No more pool until you can figure out how to let everyone play. This goes for all the other sports too.

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Hold on are you saying me and the bros can’t play nude swordfighting at our sleepovers anymore?

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a strapon should be a suitable replacement for anyone without a penis. if you aren’t cool with that than it’s banned

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sounds like an unfair advantage

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This is reminding me of the time I was watching a roller derby bout. The away team had multiple huge guys (like they should’ve been playing football), that just bowled through the other team.

Convinced me the sport needs weight classes.

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Are there other team sports with weight classes? Would be interesting to see a cap on the weight of the team in play at any given time.

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