Moooom I need a new xbox controller this one is trraaaaannnsss
Shut the fuck up
New rule: if your “sport” can’t manage skill divisions without worrying about genitals it’s gone. Your sport is fired. No more pool until you can figure out how to let everyone play. This goes for all the other sports too.
This is reminding me of the time I was watching a roller derby bout. The away team had multiple huge guys (like they should’ve been playing football), that just bowled through the other team.
Convinced me the sport needs weight classes.
Hold on are you saying me and the bros can’t play nude swordfighting at our sleepovers anymore?
a strapon should be a suitable replacement for anyone without a penis. if you aren’t cool with that than it’s banned