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Feral hogs?!

This is why we need fully automatic weapons.

What if 30-50 of them attack?!

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Okay but unironically that’s a legit looming threat for us in the south. They’re getting smarter, soon they’ll realize they can unionize

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we have the opossums to protect us

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What are the opossums going to do? Eat 50 pounds of ticks?

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Have you seen an opossum after 22.68 kg of ticks? My bet’s on the opossums.

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Okay but you can’t possibly shoot all of them before they get to some of you and then the racoons have guns, is that what you want? Racoons with guns riding feral hogs?

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Okay but you can’t possibly shoot all of them before they get to some of you and then the racoons have guns, is that what you want? Racoons with guns riding feral hogs?

Well I didn’t before you mentioned it.

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A place for raccoons migrating from reddit.

We are allies with the kingdoms of the opossummms, batss, and the birbs.

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