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Amazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their System(www.theonion.com)

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phorq@lemmy.ml
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That took me a dystopian amount of time to realize it was the onion…

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NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world
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They got me too for a few moments.

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Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de
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What’s a “dystopian amount of time”?

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phorq@lemmy.ml
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An amount of time that would only be expected if you’re living in a dystopia.

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XTornado@lemmy.ml
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Idk if I were living a dystopia I would quickly assume is true because is a dystopia. The issue is now that are in-between.

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ohlaph@lemmy.world
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Haha. I thought the same at first. Sounds about par tor the course.

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java@beehaw.org
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Same. This is what makes this one brilliant.

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