138 points
That took me a dystopian amount of time to realize it was the onion…
39 points
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An amount of time that would only be expected if you’re living in a dystopia.
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43 points
I wonder where he got that money to buy that food too. Probably from the pockets of a poor billionaire 😢
39 points
That’s what they get for showing up to work all fed and shit. Bet they’re the types of people who try to eat during working hours. Scum.
34 points
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If she was so hungry then why didn’t she die ?
Freaking fakers.
22 points
Amazon’s such a shit company that I believed it, it wasn’t until I scrolled and noticed the onion logo that I worked it out.
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