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Jesus wants us to make America white again

I love this. It’s so dumb in so many different ways, but I can easily see people unironically saying it.

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Reminds me of

Of course the Bible was written in English. How else would Jesus, the greatest American ever, write it?

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I mean, he would believe it if he was a Mormon, the most American Religion.

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