20 points
Jesus wants us to make America white again
I love this. It’s so dumb in so many different ways, but I can easily see people unironically saying it.
4 points
This is (was) literally Mormonism.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormon_teachings_on_skin_color
11 points
Reminds me of
Of course the Bible was written in English. How else would Jesus, the greatest American ever, write it?
2 points