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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police(startrek.website)

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BakedGoods@sh.itjust.works
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When I started in support 15 years ago my boss said: “First you solve the person, then you solve the problem”.

He was a good dude.

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bleistift2@feddit.de
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What would you recommend for solving people? Does a household base like NaOH suffice?

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moody@lemmings.world
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Solving, not dissolving.

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CompN12@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
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Customers typically stop complaining once in aqueous form.

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