‘Hey batta batta, hey batta, hey batta batta, swing.’ — Larian, probably
That’s not supposed to be solved by censorship, though, as that affects people who DO want to see random, artificial dicks flailing around, and your personal preferences should not forcefully be applied to everyone, right?
If it has dicks flopping around in the wind, it should be marked as NSFW, and your client should be set to blur and/or filter those posts. That solves the issue amicably for all parties.