‘Hey batta batta, hey batta, hey batta batta, swing.’ — Larian, probably

77 points

Thank goodness, lack of ball physics was really killing the immersion for me. This update was long overdue.

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I was going to up vote this, but it has already reached 69

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58 points
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I just noticed this yesterday. As a gay man, I find this makes the game even more fun to play. I hope everyone else is enjoying seeing the guys jiggle.

Larian keeps perfecting the game, and I am very impressed with that level of dedication from a gaming company.

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52 points

As a heterosexual man, the game went from utterly unplayable to game of the year. Magic I can suspend my disbelief for. But a lack of johnson physics? That’s a step too far.

Finally a truly immersive gaming experience.

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18 points

I’m not gay, and I welcome this change!

Enjoy!

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15 points

Love jiggly dicks, so this is certainly welcome!

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36 points

Balls, dicks, ass and boobs jiggle physics for all!

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22 points

I don’t think BG3 has boob physics, though. That or every character has +3 Implants of Toughness.

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20 points

Time to get some developers from the dead or alive xtreme series involved!

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2 points

Tbh. Implants of toughness sound good. It uses a special armor slot. Does it stack with other +3 armor bonuses?

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31 points

You don’t need to censor dicks on lemmy, there’s no algorithm that punishes you because of advertisers here

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14 points

Nah, it’s very much appreciated by people who don’t want to randomly see genitals in their feed.

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13 points

That’s not supposed to be solved by censorship, though, as that affects people who DO want to see random, artificial dicks flailing around, and your personal preferences should not forcefully be applied to everyone, right?

If it has dicks flopping around in the wind, it should be marked as NSFW, and your client should be set to blur and/or filter those posts. That solves the issue amicably for all parties.

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7 points

Says you, obviously Nihilore loves seeing cock and balls

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2 points

… okay, but the article and image are Kotaku’s…

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1 point

If it makes it better, the video isn’t censored at all. Just the thumbnail is.

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Now give me a thrusting animation so I can stand on boxes in front of NPCs and slap them with my floppy dongus.

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