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Anon buys a watch(sh.itjust.works)

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funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
22 points

place a marker halfway in your closet. every hour stand at the marker and see if the beep is to your left or right. Should be able to find it in <8 attempts.

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Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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Dude is lazy and you want him to stand up 8 times in a day?

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funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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the only alternative is to piss off your S.O. by asking if they’ve seen it and then they’ll find it instantly

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fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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Or your dad, if you’re my kids.

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Copythis@lemmy.world
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You guys are hilarious! There’s no way I’m going to search for it. That watch is going to find me before I find it.

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FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world
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And if it beeps on the same side no matter which way you’re facing, you might be wearing it.

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