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86 points

What three animals everyone else eating? We’ve got chickens, ducks, pigeons, quail, geese, cranes, turkeys, cows, deer, elk, moose, antelope, armadillo, beaver, bobcats, coyotes, foxes, lynx, bear, bison, caribou, goat, musk ox, pronghorn, sheep, muskrat, opossums, pigs, porcupine, rabbits, squirrels, pheasant, chukars, and tons of tasty insects to choose from.

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58 points

You forgot the many difference species of fish/creatures-of-the-sea.

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19 points

I didn’t even go there because of so many tasty options to list!

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28 points

Tell me with a straight face that you eat a fucking squirrel

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THAT’S the one you take issue with? Lol

In not sure anyone is eating muskrat or opossum outside West Virginia mountain hermits, people born before 1890, and anyone who self identifies as a trapper.

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6 points

There’s parts of the Florida Panhandle where opossum is a serious delicacy. They even have a festival in August.

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5 points

Muskrat was classified as non meat for Catholics, so some people ate it, but anyone I know who did is dead now.

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3 points

Well squirrel was the funniest one within that context imo.

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1 point

Eat the elongated muskrat!

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20 points

Squirrel are fantastic.

They’re the least “gamey” out of most small game, less so than rabbit, and taste something like leaner dark meat chicken.

Awesome in a crockpot substituted for chicken in most recipes. Can fancy up squirrel with a Sous vide to make squirrel confit bánh mì tacos, or keep it old school and make squirrel pot pie.

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12 points

I grew up eating squirrel. Its very common in rural areas,

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Dove, too.

Knew someone that tried to eat possum once, said it was the nastiest, greasiest thing he’d ever tried.

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3 points

They’re good too.

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“very common” is generous. I grew up in rural GA and never once saw someone actually eat squirrel

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10 points

I used to live in rural Kansas, so yes

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9 points

I’m from Kentucky, friend. I’ve definitely had a squirrel or two in my day.

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7 points

Tennessee checking in - I’ve had squirrel as well.

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5 points

Squirrel is actually pretty good. Some of those others though…

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2 points

Man the size of the of the ones in my neighborhood could replace our thanksgiving turkey if it wasn’t illegal to hunt them (I checked).

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11 points

I mean tbf, the majority of Americans don’t eat anything aside from chicken pork and beef, with the occasional turkey

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13 points

True, but the majority of Americans also eat only a handful of plants, especially when counting brassica as one plant.

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0 points

That’s only true because turkeys aren’t that good.

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6 points

Turkey is amazing when done right. Though I guess that can be said for damn near anything.

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3 points

Fucking heretic.

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1 point

yeah they’re mid af

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1 point

The amount of work required to make a decent turkey simply isn’t worth it when so many better poultry options exist. The best prepared turkey isn’t going to come close to a good roast duck.

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9 points

To get 80k they’re obviously counting variations. How many breeds of cow have I eaten?

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2 points

I don’t have access to that many animals, nor that many plants. Maybe 5 animals and about two dozen plants.

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8 points

OP probably meant fish, octopus, and squid

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5 points

lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats

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2 points

Skip a bit, brother

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2 points

Pls don’t eat fox or lynx, they cute.

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11 points

Not after you cook them?

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And the slothes, and the orangutans, and breakfast cereals

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