29 points
Tbh when your life is that short, you can’t really see the consequences of your actions, so you might as well get wasted 24/7
7 points
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Due to the tragically short life span of the average fruit fly,
College is not really an option.
Caps and gowns don’t come in that size anyway.
3 points
4 points
18 points
When your life is that short, you don’t perceive “short” the way humans do anyway
9 points
