7 points
But then it’s not natural! If I’m a future space billionaire, of course I’d want the real stuff with animal suffering involved, duh.
6 points
Normally, I’m against fraud, but if I could make a businesses of selling fake Rhino Horn Dick medicine to showoff millionaires, I would.
1 point
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Just fill some mason jars with some sort of powder (maybe plaster?) put a picture of a rhino on it and sell each one for $500.
Edit: Maybe small vials full of ground-up fingernail would be more “realistic”?
3 points
