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What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?

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Depends, do you have control of it once it’s in? If not, then it’s probably still the other person’s, they’re just using you as a shoe.

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I’ve been told he’s tight, so my foot will probably get numb due to the contractions.

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Doesn’t matter, the total amount stays the same

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Calm down, Red Foreman.

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Looks like your ass is next in line.

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Red Foreman’s, obviously.

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Who is providing oxygen and nutrients to your foot?

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