136 points

The number of skeletons inside of a human body is statistically greater than 1.

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Fuck, that’s a good one

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4 points

I like skull more, but both are great.

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1 point

I don’t get this one…?

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15 points

This might help

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15 points

Bebe

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10 points

Skeletons, not bones

Preggerant

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actually, you’re forgetting about amputees and people born with fewer limbs. it’s likely less than 1.

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26 points

Skeleton, not bones. Amputees still have.a skeleton, don’t they?

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12 points

I lost my skele back in 'nam

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the question is: is a skeleton that’s missing pieces still “one skeleton”? And if so, at which point does it become not a skeleton? Because i’m reasonably sure you wouldn’t call a severed foot a skeleton even though it is still arguably “one skeleton” that is just missing a lot of pieces.

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5 points

And you’re forgetting that about 1% of the population is pregnant at any given time and has another whole human inside of them.

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honestly curious about how those two would end up statistically balancing out.

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113 points

Of the ~100 billion humans who have ever lived, ~8 billion of them are still alive. Therefore, your chance of dying is only 92%, not 100%.

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Yeah but no one of them survived the 116th 122th year.

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8 points

These things are always subject to challenge but as I understand the oldest ‘verified’ person to have ever lived was 122 when they died.

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2 points

Ho yes you’re right, just checked and that was Jeanne Calment.

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1 point

I’m going full Bilbo Baggins is i make it to 111 years old

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1 point

122nd*

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1 point

Not if Mike Tyson says it

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5 points

Big (soft) brain moment

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3 points

Who knows, at some point we might figure out how to stop/reverse aging, so your chance of dying (in the foreseeable future) is not 100%, only very close to it

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96 points

The average person has fewer than two legs.

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48 points

Some women have four legs. It’s a temporary condition, but I gander that it’s common enough to offset the amputees.

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36 points

What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?

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12 points

Depends, do you have control of it once it’s in? If not, then it’s probably still the other person’s, they’re just using you as a shoe.

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5 points

Doesn’t matter, the total amount stays the same

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4 points

Calm down, Red Foreman.

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2 points

Red Foreman’s, obviously.

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1 point

Who is providing oxygen and nutrients to your foot?

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I saw your dad last night and he also temporarily had four legs so I guess he helped offset the amputeess too

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63 points

Unless there’s a lot of dudes with 3 it really is less than 1 on average.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/737923/us-population-by-gender/

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30 points

Shut up before we start talking about p values…

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69 points

p is stored in the balls…

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15 points

Did you just assume my p-values!?

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9 points

No, but I know what you LSmean

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4 out of 5 participants enjoy gang rape

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