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For real though, I think about this at least once a day(i.imgur.com)

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EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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They didn’t talk about it because crazy shit happened to that fucking ship every day. I could just imagine some ensign going home to his wife like ‘The ship gave birth today’ and she just rolls her eyes and goes back to her book.

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paddirn@lemmy.world
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“Oh god, what did Riker stick his dick in this time?”

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USSBurritoTruck@startrek.websiteOPM
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“Actually it was La Forge!”

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EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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The funny part about that is, even though he was the one who got the shit over it, the fucking ship came on to him. He just wanted to talk about the goddamn warp drive.

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RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de
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“Riker stuck his dick in La Forge? Huh, you know what, I am happy for those two, they had it a long time coming.”

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Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org
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Wait, Riker fucked LaForge?

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Flat Pluto Society@lemmy.world
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My favorite example of this is from The Chase, where they discover the origin of all humanoid species in the galaxy, probably the most important discovery made in the history of Starfleet, and it’s never mentioned again.

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