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Dwarfish folding chairs are studded with gemstones and weigh about 500lbs.

They’re a very inventive people, but refuse to work with sheet metal.

Elves build lightweight folding chairs out of wood.

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Elves have fancy grass that won’t sully your clothes, and vice-versa.

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Folding chairs do seem a bit more of a gnomish contrivance.

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Gnomes would make those folding fabric camping chairs with the cupholder in the arm

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And also electric folding lawnchairs

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This is a steel folding chair. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with diamonds. It menaces with spikes of pigtail cloth. On the folding chair is an image of a dwarf and dwarves. The dwarf is making a plaintive gesture.

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