I dont know what ‘the couch’ is and they don’t explain it. Also they just say ‘bed wetting’ and don’t explain that. Fucking gold!!

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“bet wetting” is when he pisses on a mattress for fun. not even while asleep or anything, he just does it because he wants to and nobody will stop the president

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If he makes the secret service clean it up then its based af.

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imagine signing up for special forces thinking you’ll be a “high speed operator” or whatever but your job ends up being bringing out a shop vac at high speed to clean up after joe

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President Diogenes

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