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Also not legal,

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How TF is this not legal? It’s meant to be your own food. If you want to eat soap, then no-one should be able to tell you otherwise.

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Because it is food poisoning. Yes, them stealing food is illegal but so is poisoning food knowing someone will eat it. This is not one of those situations where one person is wrong so the other must be right. This is one of those situations where both people are assholes.

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I beg to differ. Food thief is the significantly bigger asshole.

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I guess depends on how they define “poison” in the legal sense. I know that most soaps aren’t toxic unless you have it regularly for a while. But I would argue the same for most fast food.

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Soap isn’t poison unless you keep eating it.

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Because your intentionally tampering with food which is felony. You get a 15 second laugh, and then the person you pranked can turn around and get you sent a prison for up to 15 years and $10,000 in fines.

Sure, they deserved it, but it ain’t worth going to prison over.

Edit: Okay, am I getting downvoted because I’m wrong, or because you guys just don’t like the answer?

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Just like stealing someone’s food

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Doesn’t excuse the use of illegal means to catch a mere lunch thief. Unless you hate your job and don’t mind getting fired.

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Doesn’t excuse the use of illegal means to catch a mere lunch thief. Unless you hate your job and don’t mind getting fired.

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6 points

Found the lunch thief

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That’s why it’s safer to use something like Ex-Lax instead. Good luck proving that’s why you got the shits!

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The secret ingredient… is crime

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