Are we talking seasons, or seasons? Assuming the latter, my tier list of the midwest’s seasons:
S - Christmas, Halloween, and apple cider seasons
A - Baseball and Hockey seasons, blueberry season
B - Deer and fishing seasons
C - College football season
D - Tornado season
F - Construction season
F - Construction season
In some cities and states this is just “not winter” lol
What a myopic point of view, they’re missing out on the fun of leaving construction cones and tools buried untouched under snow for 4 months so unsuspecting motorists can fuck up their tires. I guess Michigan has the art of corrupt road construction contracts perfected to an art, though, and not everybody can do that as well.