Autumn is my favorite. Followed by Spring. Then Summer. Winter would be fine if it only lasted a week.
Are we talking seasons, or seasons? Assuming the latter, my tier list of the midwest’s seasons:
S - Christmas, Halloween, and apple cider seasons
A - Baseball and Hockey seasons, blueberry season
B - Deer and fishing seasons
C - College football season
D - Tornado season
F - Construction season
F - Construction season
In some cities and states this is just “not winter” lol
What a myopic point of view, they’re missing out on the fun of leaving construction cones and tools buried untouched under snow for 4 months so unsuspecting motorists can fuck up their tires. I guess Michigan has the art of corrupt road construction contracts perfected to an art, though, and not everybody can do that as well.
Fall - and it’s not even close Spring - a distant 2nd Summer/Winter - equally suck ass
Actual fall is the best. The sweet spot seems to be mid-Sept to end of October. You got football going and nice weather.
The seasons I know are:
- Winter
- Fool’s Spring
- Second Winter
- Spring of Deception
- Third Winter
- Mud Season
- Actual Spring
- Summer
- False Fall
- Second Summer (1 week)
- Actual Fall
My favorite is probably one of the winter seasons. I like the cold. :)
