“Me hate shrinkflation! Me cookies are getting smaller,” the googly-eyed, furry blue muppet declared on X on Monday, tapping into an economic trend of the day. “Guess me going to have to eat double da cookies!”

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Yeah I just wish it wasn’t because we need them to get a message to the white house

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Work with the media they’ll pay attention to, I guess?

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The Media has been bought and paid for. The real shock is that Elmo and Cookie Monster haven’t.

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They’ll never control the Street.

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