Bad news, folks. The Tories have proven yet again that they’re complete and utter wankers.
Yeah. I heard about this on the radio, and my first thought was, “Oh shit, those suicide rates are going to skyrocket.”
My second thought was “Should I throw a bucket of gravy over whoever’s responsible, or should I come at them with a cricket bat?”
“Oh shit, those suicide rates are going to skyrocket.”
Oh nah, people are absolutely going to die as a direct result of this decision. More many will have scars.
It’s still murder—still assault—if the weapon you form against a person is their own beleaguered hand.
I weep for needless death.
I vote cricket bat, then throw a bucket of gravy on them as they lay on the ground. Then spit on them. Then kick them… A lot!
