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Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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Wait, 2 kids? Which one died?

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MimicJar@lemmy.world
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Three! We have THREE kids Homer.

Three noisy kids. Fish heads, fish heads.

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BlitzoTheOisSilent@lemmy.world
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Dohhh, I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?!

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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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Marge had a seventh trimester abortion this season.

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FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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To be fair, Maggie has been a baby for years. There was probably something wrong

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BlackPenguins@lemmy.world
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Years? DECADES.

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🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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One’s doing time for shooting someone.

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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He was acquitted. Turns out the guy was just buried under a bunch of old newspapers. Luckily he was able to free himself using a vacuum cleaner and a baking soda rocket.

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