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Hedonism and Wealth should not be your metric for evaluating people, anon.

Homer sleeps at his job, is a habitual drinker, and is willfully ignorant.

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But he did also win a nuclear power plant design contest.

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It was a contest for children!!

And he whooped their butts!

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13 points

Sounds like a nice simple life

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9 points

Also constantly abuses Bart

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Also painfully inept at his job, but they’re corrupt, evil, and also pretty inept

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