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at least all those state actors will have to fight it out to control my system

and i have an excuse for poor application performance

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Itโ€™s not my fault it takes ages to compile. Itโ€™s the government non mandated backdoors binaries causing it to take 3 hours instead of 2:59:59.5

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Whatโ€™s the real mind-blower: if some guyโ€™s computer was slow, the entire world would get a backdoor.

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Canโ€™t we dynamically link them?

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