Mine is from an early 2000s film called Vanilla Sky.

“The sweet is never as sweet without the sour.”

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No, just endless Simpsons references that fall on deaf ears.

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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is…never try.

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Oh, don’t worry. Their idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.

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22 points

You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.

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7 points

punch to stomach

That’s for trying to take credit for other people’s work!

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pointing at the user doubled over in pain

Ha ha!

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10 points

Me to a Chinese teacher called Nick: ‘Hello everybody! Hi Doctor Nick!’

*Confused face

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I’m good for like the first 10 seasons, which are the best 10 seasons. I grew up on it and rewatched a lot of them as an adult. It’s funnier as an adult.

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Yeah seasons 3 through 8 were the Conan O’Brien years. That’s the golden era.

But there are excellent episodes outside of that. I personally think “SE12 EP18 - Trilogy of Errors” is a top 5 episode. It’s the one where marge cuts off homer’s thumb, Milhouse finds fireworks in a cave and Lisa builds a party grammar robot. I haven’t seen enough of seasons beyond like 20 or so to comment on them, but Ive heard they’ve actually been hitting a solid stride since the pandemic.

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Linguo dead?

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6 points

I have three kids and no money, why can’t I have no kids an three money!

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The all ighty …ollar?

Oh hahaha I get it!

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6 points

I get the best eye-rolls followed by smiles from my wife when I say: “you choo-choo choose me?”

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6 points

I am the lizard Queen!

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7 points

Aw Lisa, honey, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand!

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You’re failing, Seymour! What’s with you and failing?!

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He’s not just some guy, marge, he’s a carny. And part of a noble tradition. Carnys built this country!

… The carnival part of it anyway.

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You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: never try.

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3 points

¡Parque Gordasico!

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I’m here for them. 😉

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5 points

I bring you love 👽

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4 points

It’s bringing love, don’t let it get away!! Break its legs!!

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BUT WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL BART? WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL??

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The goggles, the do nothing!

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