Mine is from an early 2000s film called Vanilla Sky.

“The sweet is never as sweet without the sour.”

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“It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.”

Jean-Luc Picard

https://youtu.be/t4A-Ml8YHyM

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“A lie of omission is still a lie!!”

  • Jean Luc Picard berating Wesley and also me, angry at my cats when I ask them if they knocked over the bag of treats and ate all the treats, and they refuse to answer me
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There. Are. FOUR LIGHTS!! Also Jean Luc. Anytime I’m telling my SO there are 4 of something. This is probably why we can’t keep friends.

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“The line must be drawn here. This far, no farther!”

Also Jean-Luc Picard

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And I will make them pay for what they’ve done.

There’s so many good moments in that movie. It is my favorite trek movie.

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And also more importantly Quark.

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Reminds me of

“Nothing everything is a lesson. Sometimes you just fail.” ~ Dwight Schrute, The Office

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Lieutenant Worf : [referring to Admiral Satie] I believed her. I, I helped her. I did not see what she was.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard : Mister Worf, villains who twirl their moustaches are easy to spot. Those who clothe themselves in good deeds are well camouflaged.

Lieutenant Worf : I think… after yesterday, people will not be so ready to trust her.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard : Maybe. But she, or someone like her, will always be with us, waiting for the right climate in which to flourish, spreading fear in the name of righteousness. Vigilance, Mister Worf - that is the price we have to continually pay.

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Picard is a real quote machine. The one closest to my heart is:

Captain Jean-Luc Picard : There’s no greater challenge than the study of philosophy.

Wesley Crusher : But William James won’t be on my Starfleet exams.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard : The important things never will be. Anyone can be trained in the mechanics of piloting a starship.

Wesley Crusher : And Starfleet Academy…

Captain Jean-Luc Picard : Takes more. Open your mind to the past - art, history, philosophy. And all this may mean something.

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I get the best eye-rolls followed by smiles from my wife when I say: “you choo-choo choose me?”

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62 points

No, just endless Simpsons references that fall on deaf ears.

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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is…never try.

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Oh, don’t worry. Their idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.

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22 points

You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.

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7 points

punch to stomach

That’s for trying to take credit for other people’s work!

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pointing at the user doubled over in pain

Ha ha!

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10 points

Me to a Chinese teacher called Nick: ‘Hello everybody! Hi Doctor Nick!’

*Confused face

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9 points

I’m good for like the first 10 seasons, which are the best 10 seasons. I grew up on it and rewatched a lot of them as an adult. It’s funnier as an adult.

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Yeah seasons 3 through 8 were the Conan O’Brien years. That’s the golden era.

But there are excellent episodes outside of that. I personally think “SE12 EP18 - Trilogy of Errors” is a top 5 episode. It’s the one where marge cuts off homer’s thumb, Milhouse finds fireworks in a cave and Lisa builds a party grammar robot. I haven’t seen enough of seasons beyond like 20 or so to comment on them, but Ive heard they’ve actually been hitting a solid stride since the pandemic.

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6 points

I am the lizard Queen!

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Aw Lisa, honey, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand!

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I have three kids and no money, why can’t I have no kids an three money!

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3 points

The all ighty …ollar?

Oh hahaha I get it!

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You’re failing, Seymour! What’s with you and failing?!

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He’s not just some guy, marge, he’s a carny. And part of a noble tradition. Carnys built this country!

… The carnival part of it anyway.

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I get the best eye-rolls followed by smiles from my wife when I say: “you choo-choo choose me?”

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5 points

You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: never try.

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¡Parque Gordasico!

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2 points

I’m here for them. 😉

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5 points

I bring you love 👽

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4 points

It’s bringing love, don’t let it get away!! Break its legs!!

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BUT WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL BART? WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL??

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1 point

The goggles, the do nothing!

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40 points

Aziz light!

(Fifth Element)

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I use this one a lot. Also, I’ve been known to say “mool-tee-pass” when handing over my ID.

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8 points

What a banger of a movie

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Even as late as last year, I walked into a dark room, half shouted “Aziz!” and someone turned on a light.

He later claimed to have never heard of the movie.

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7 points

Another quote I love to use is, “Cheeken good.”

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5 points

What a banger of a movie

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One of my all-time favorites. Whenever I have to point to something on a map, I always say “Dot!” with a Leeloo accent… no one gets it.

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4 points

What a banger of a movie

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9 points

So, it’s a banger then?

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Such a banger of a movie.

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Flame thrower - my favorite

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39 points

“Kick his ass, Sea Bass!”

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What’s the soup de jour?

It’s the soup of the day

Mmm sounds good. I’ll have that.

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36 points

ITT, people giving quotes but not saying from what movie

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They asked for the quote, not the movie. :-D

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Which movie is this from?

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It’s fun to try to guess!

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I do believe that would be the point.

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