I’d be more suspicious of them telling me life exists on Venus, specifically. Last I heard it was a hot-ass gaseous atmosphere made of acid. My money is still on Europa.

listen, you know you want that encyclopedia. imgaine how good it would look. women will swoon at your big books. you know what big books mean.

That’s how vampires get in the door. Don’t fall for it.

They spend an hour talking about the possibility of life on Venus then they whip out the vacuum cleaner

They sing a song about the vastness of space and then they start harvesting your organs.

Religion people are trying to sell you stuff too so same difference

I’d be hella suspicious untill he left while not selling me anything