I’d be more suspicious of a person coming to my door purely just to educate me on cool science things. I wouldn’t be able to shake the feeling that he’s trying to sell me something.
At least with religion I know their game and I know I’m not interested but science that’s interesting.
They spend an hour talking about the possibility of life on Venus then they whip out the vacuum cleaner
listen, you know you want that encyclopedia. imgaine how good it would look. women will swoon at your big books. you know what big books mean.
They sing a song about the vastness of space and then they start harvesting your organs.
I’d be more suspicious of them telling me life exists on Venus, specifically. Last I heard it was a hot-ass gaseous atmosphere made of acid. My money is still on Europa.
Have you found the scientific method.
If I ever win a lottery I’m legit going to pay someone to do this.
Great! But I need to win the lottery in order to be able to pay your moderate fee.
Wouldnt happen. Scientists are too in love with the possibility they are wrong. Little room for evangelism
Only because they often are… which is what makes science so great. If everything was thought to be correct, what good would testing and new discovery be? The fact that scientists have historically been wrong drives scientists to prove other scientists wrong.
“Is life on Venus coming to kill us?”
“Oh, no, these are microorganis-”
Shuts door
