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36 points

Ha jokes on you, I’ll just call HP Painters instead! 😜

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Thank you for calling HP Painters! We would be happy to complete your painting job for the low, low price of $200! That’s the up-front cost, then just a small subscription of $100/month on a 10-year contract.

Thanks again for calling, you can send in your deposit of your first born child to

    HP Painting & Blood Extraction Services
    666 Hells Way
    Gary IN 46407
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7 points

I love that they’re located in Gary.

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5 points

Until you get a call from them saying the can of unused paint has passed it support date and you need to purchase a new one, but we don’t sell those outright any more you need to get a $20/m subscription.

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55 points

They’re a good choice if you want your house bricked.

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6 points

Don’t sign up for HP Instant Amontillado.

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34 points

oh no what are you doing step Brother Laser Printer

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25 points

Hey no PrintHub content here, this is a family friendly sub

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11 points

Why would you paint a house brick?

Just call Brother painters and they will give your house a powder coat for 1/10th the cost!

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I went to Best Buy. They have two options. Shit and more shit.

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