😳
8 points
Didn’t forget about the military applications of cicada urination. It’s not like the research is just frivolous.
6 points
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“Our troops can pee 10x in length by strengthening their prostate through cicada smoothies!”
🙋♂️🗣️ Why though?
“SILENCE, PEASANT!” Pees from across the room.
3 points